Poor Man’s Sangria

This is short and sweet, and I’d like to thank my caliente neighbors for the tipoff. If I’m nice, they might give me a real recipe.

So buy yrself a jug of the Rossi, the burgundy is always smooth.

By yrself a 2-liter of Orange soda.

Go half and half, throw in some ice cubes.

It’s honestly delicious, and, as my neighbor said, it stretches the wine out.

If you’re looking for a direct approach to the night, toss in orange liquor to taste.

Actual Instructions!

-Grab a glass, fill with ice generously
-Fill half the glass with red wine
-Fill the second half with orange soda
-If feeling frisky, pour in orange liquor